Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Violets are Blue

Greetings Happy People,

Ever since I wrote the blog "Roses are Red," I got some kudos for my brave efforts to try and win "Kelly's" heart. I also got some interesting responses on how I should have wrote the poem that was a bit more appropriate. If you are a fan of the old-school Nintendo games, you would probably like the following suggestions that were given to me. Oh how I wish I had a time machine......

POEM 1

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
Will you be my Excitebike?

POEM 2

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
Do you want to see my Mega Man?

POEM 3

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
And you're stacked like Tetris

POEM 4

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
Can I be your Super Macho Man?
(flex pectoral muscles)

POEM 5

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
Want to jump you like Mario!!

POEM 6

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
And you're more legend than Zelda!!

POEM 7

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Nintendo
Cause you're a real Punch-Out!!

Thanks everyone for these interesting suggestions!! I wished I could have used some of these lines on that girl. I probably would still get rejected, but at least it would have been interesting to see the response to these lines.

That is all I have for now. Take care and thank you for your time and attention.

Sincerely,

Jesse I-I-I

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